Sunday 25 March 2018

3rd Funny shayari in hindi 2018

Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai
Koi hasta h to koi rota hai
Per
duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota hai
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Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani
Teri left ankh kani
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Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
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Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai..
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par..
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
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Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai

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Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. 
Wah Wah 
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..
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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota

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