Sunday 25 March 2018

4th Funny shayari in hindi 2018


Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
 wah wah..
 zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
 phir..
 phir kya
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
 Ha..Ha..Ha

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Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha.. 
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Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha.. 
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Gum woh cheez hai …Wah, Kya dard hai, Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
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Sochta tha har mod par aap ka intezar karenge.. par kambhakat ye sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do, Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta,Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha, Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta,Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya,paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya
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Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko.Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,bomb se udaa do saale ko
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Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge, Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge..... Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
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Zamane ke daar se uski tasvir toilet mein chupa kar rakhi hai.Dedar ho uska baar baar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga,Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa, Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,aur khuda tumse puche, 'Abe gadhe Ab utrega kaise'
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