Funny Shayari In Hindi

 Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.....
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 Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain Khoon choos leti hain ladkon ka sara Tabhi toh inke honth laal hote hain
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 Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi Tere shauk purey karte karte Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi
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 Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho
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